A man will say just about anything when he’s sportin’ badger-food for a pecker. Continue reading “The Salton Sea (2002)”
Tag: Luis Guzmán
Welcome to Collinwood (2002)
Your mother’s a whore! Continue reading “Welcome to Collinwood (2002)”
The Hard Way (1991)
Bang Bang, Nick Lang. Continue reading “The Hard Way (1991)”
Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)
Hello, I’m looking for Dr. Montgomery Montgomery. My name is Stephano, I am an Italian man. Continue reading “Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)”
Snake Eyes (1998)
Terri likes to talk to me during sex. Last night she called me from the hotel. Continue reading “Snake Eyes (1998)”
Boogie Nights (1997)
I know fucking karate. Continue reading “Boogie Nights (1997)”
Punch-Drunk Love (2002)
I’m lookin’ at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna fuckin’ smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You’re so pretty. Continue reading “Punch-Drunk Love (2002)”
The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (2009)
Motherfucker! Continue reading “The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (2009)”
War aka Rogue Assassin (2007)
Get ready for a war. Continue reading “War aka Rogue Assassin (2007)”
Anger Management (2003)
He was wondering how a man weighing 600 pounds could teach people about self-discipline. Continue reading “Anger Management (2003)”