So, here’s my proposition: you have thirty days in which to spend thirty million bucks. If you can do it, you get three hundred million! Continue reading “Brewster’s Millions (1985)”
Tag: John Candy
JFK (1991)
Willie O’Keefe: You don’t know shit ’cause you’ve never been fucked in the ass! Continue reading “JFK (1991)”
The Great Outdoors (1988)
You know what the gourmet here wanted? Hotdogs! You know what they’re made of, Chet? Huh? Lips and assholes! Continue reading “The Great Outdoors (1988)”
Cool Runnings (1993)
Oh, yeah, just one little drawback to this delightful winter sport. The high-speed crash. Ooh! That hurt. Always remember, your bones will not break in a bobsled. No, no, no. They shatter. Continue reading “Cool Runnings (1993)”
The Blues Brothers (1980)
Well, suppose we ain’t got no union cards and go in there and start playin’ anyway? Whatcha gonna do about that? You gonna stop us, Stein? Ha. You’re gonna look pretty funny tryin’ to eat corn on the cob with no fuckin’ teeth! Continue reading “The Blues Brothers (1980)”
Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)
You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat! Continue reading “Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)”
Uncle Buck (1989)
Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam. Continue reading “Uncle Buck (1989)”