She is like a bloodhound!
A womanizer moves into a shack in the forest, hoping to escape women. But one day, while relaxing by the harbor with a book, a stunning woman rides her bicycle straight into the water. She gets drenched, swims back, climbs up to where the man is sitting, and immediately takes off her T-shirt. This marks the beginning of his nightmare because this woman refuses to leave him alone. What does she want from him, and why is she tormenting him with her irresistible body?
Wet Woman in the Wind is a charming movie, saved by the seductive woman who cannot seem to get enough of men. She reminds me of the character from My Sassy Girl, but with zero interest in small talk or relationships. Once she sets her sights on a man, he is hers, and she will stop at nothing to get her way. However, the man tries to ignore her and brushes her off, which only makes her more determined. She is going to make him surrender and rock his world for the night.
The male protagonist is painfully dull. He has only one cool moment, and that is when he gets kicked out of his shack after the hottie decides to join him and another woman. But just as he is tempted, she boots him out, and he ends up spending some quality time with the other woman’s assistant. Meanwhile, the hottie toys with four younger men, leading to a pretty amusing scene where they compete against each other. It is all a game to her, and the winner is clear: the hottie.
The male protagonist has a couple of friends he talks to, even though one of them hates him because the protagonist stole his woman, and that is not cool, is it? So, there is some drama between him and the other guy, and that is about it, really. He is one boring man, and watching him is like watching a leaf wither.
The erotic scenes are not the highlights here. Sure, the hottie has a killer body and face, but her behavior is what truly saves the movie, especially toward the end when she and the protagonist have a showdown. They kind of fight before it gets hot and steamy. I loved the scene where she chokes him out with her legs when he thinks he is about to get lucky. What a fortunate man! When he is down for the count, she grabs a rope and starts whipping him. I wished I could be in his place, feeling the wrath of that hottie. My only concern is that maybe she did not choke him out with her legs in that sexy scene. Maybe there is a hygiene issue? Well, nobody is perfect!
There is also a moment early on when she jumps on his shoulders, and he dumps her in a ditch like John Cena using his finisher. You do not do that to a woman that hot! She could have had her way with my fine body, no complaints here. The point is, the protagonist is really unlikeable. Who does he think he is?
Do not expect any depth from this movie. It is a light, charming movie that falls short on the erotic front since the sex scenes are pretty standard. But the playful battle between the hottie and the protagonist is fun, right up until they get to enjoy themselves. She is like a demon, tempting him to bite the forbidden apple, while he desperately tries to resist. Stupid idiot!