Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
Fuckin’ Chuck Norris!
Fuckin’ Chuck Norris!
Well, 4 out of 5 doctors agree that I am actually insane.
You can’t change who people are without destroying who they were.
For years I thought the sun was a monster. But I am here to tell you that it’s not a
Son, I will put a stick through your mother, and spin her around til she catches fire, if I so
You want to shoot me? Forget about the Kevlar. Shoot me in my face!
My mother, she’s blind in one eye and she can drift better than that.
Shut up! Shut up and take the pain! Take the pain!