A cop falls in love with a hot woman who suddenly disappears one day. What he doesn’t know is that she’s being trained to become a sexy assassin. And he must find the person who kills and mutilates men!
This is a movie that starts great, with a lot of crazy energy. The scene where two men grab Chingmi Yau’s legs is insane. Their boss kicks her in the crotch several times. It looks so stupid! Poor, sexy Chingmi Yau! Would you like some ice, you sexy, hot woman? Just tell the sleepy, creepy, pervert guy, and I’ll be there in an instant to ice you down, baby!
Another amazing scene is when a man has been killed, and the police are searching for his missing banana. Simon Yam is about to eat some food while he’s at the crime scene. What he doesn’t notice is that the missing banana drops into his food, and he’s about to take a small bite since it looks like a sausage. But before it reaches his mouth, his stupid partner snatches his fork and eats it! But he doesn’t stop there. He takes the whole human banana and eats it up! He could at least have cooked it! What a stupid and awesome scene!
The opening scene is also funny when the unsexy assassin pumps iron and bashes a man’s head in with the dumbbells. And then she shoots him in his private parts. Man, what a way to go out! I wanted to be that man! Seriously, I’m a real pervert, like Hulk Hogan is a real American!
The scene where the unsexy assassin who trains Chingmi Yau locks her in a room with a pervert is also funny. Imagine that she’s locked in a room with a zombie, only the zombie has been replaced with a crazy pervert. That’s genius! And no. I’m not the crazy pervert!
But then the plot stops completely. Bad dialogue with a silly story takes over, and we get to watch some bad and unsexy scenes. The movie has a silly, garbage script that fails to be charming. There is only one beautiful and sexy woman here, and that is Chingmi Yau. She is, and remains, a beautiful woman! The rest of the women are not hot. They are not hot like the hottie, Chingmi Yau. She is from another planet called Hotties.
The action scenes are poorly edited. Naked Killer is a typically sloppy Hong Kong movie that’s in a hurry, something you notice with the tame and poorly choreographed action scenes. It’s difficult to see what’s happening with the frantic cutting.
Naked Killer was a disappointment. The first half is the best, with a lot of fun and nonsense. But then the movie turns into a romantic, silly story about a cop who needs the hottie in his life and two very unsexy lesbian assassins. I was falling asleep from boredom. They talk and talk, thinking they’re sexy while grabbing a melon here and there. The plot goes nowhere, and the ending is garbage.