Let me be your guide
Kina er i krig og de trenger krigere. Ingen kvinner får lov til å være soldater, men en yngre kvinne som kaller seg for Mulan tar plassen som hennes far har fått siden han har sviktende helse. Men hun må gjøre alt for å skjule sin identitet, noe som ikke bestandig er like lett. Continue reading “Mulan (1998)”
Give a hand to my band, Sexual Chocolate. Continue reading “Coming to America (1988)”
You know, there’s a saying in Naples: When you think you’re fuckin’ them, they’re fuckin’ you. Continue reading “Metro (1997)”
Okay, let me get this straight: you gonna go fight a dragon and rescue a princess just so Farquaad’ll give you back your swamp, which you only don’t have ‘cos he filled it full of freaks in the first place, is that about right? Continue reading “Shrek (2001)”
I dont know, maybe he cut himself shaving and bled to death looking for a kleenex. Continue reading “The Golden Child (1986)”
I’m a real boy! Continue reading “Shrek 2 (2004)”
If anybody needs me, I’ll be living in this box. Continue reading “Tower Heist (2011)”
Midtlivskrise. Continue reading “Shrek Forever After (2010)”
I’ve been in prison for three years. My dick gets hard if the wind blows. Continue reading “48 Hrs. (1982)”
Let me tell you something, Jack. If shit was worth something, poor people would be born with no asshole. Continue reading “Another 48 Hrs. (1990)”